Dirt & Bernie
Proprietors of "Ye Ol' Bung Hole"
Dirt & Bernie are two very strange dwarves that in addition to being quite insane seem to be mixed up in some sort of time anomaly that causes their physical properties to shift wildly between from young to old.
Dirt & Bernie are the owners of “Ye Ol’ Bung Hole” a strange establishment built to resemble a very large barrel with the entrance resembling the hole that is opened in the side of a barrel. They seem to have some connection to Kronus and his temporal manipulation. Kronus in particular, has a hard time around them, experiencing headaches and visions of a younger version of the two of them.